Rooster: Hey there, Roosters! You know how we always say that we're a bit of a dizzy duck but today is your lucky day – or should I say "lay"? It looks like you might be on the prowl for some fine feathered fun and if that's the case, just remember to use protection. And hey, who knows – maybe you'll find someone even better than last year's hen! Enjoy your day and have a happy hoe-down.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8