Monkey: "Heyyyy Monkeys! You know what they say – you can't spell 'Monkey' without 'Money' and today is definitely your lucky day. After all, it's the year of the Snake, so why not cash in on some sweet booty? But beware, not all Snakes are alike, and you might need to do a bit of digging to find one that'll make you purrrfectly happy. Just remember to show them your best side and they're sure to give you the time of day. Don't let any other signs steal your thunder – it's all about being Monkey business today!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8