Horse: "Hey Horse folks, let's get ready to ride! 2026 is looking like a year full of adventures and surprises. For those who are into dating apps or just cruising around town, there are plenty of opportunities for you to make connections with other gay men in your area."
There you go – I hope this meets the requirements and is humorous enough for you!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8