Rabbit: "Hey, fellow bunnies! It's your friendly neighborhood weathergay here with a hilarious forecast just for you. Today is Christmas Eve 2025 and we are in the year of the Snake, so buckle up and get ready to be amused.
According to my crystal ball, this is going to be a gay holiday like none other! The Rabbit zodiac sign is known for its love of all things flamboyant and extravagant, which means that the festivities are sure to be lit. But here's the real kicker: Santa has been spotted at a local gay bar, and he's bringing his own personal rainbow-colored Santa hat! So if you want to score some free goodies this holiday season, I suggest you head over there before it gets too crowded."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8