Rat: "Oh, little rat, you're so tiny! And yet you are a big deal in the Chinese zodiac. This year, 2025, is still ruled by the Snake but it seems your lucky stars are aligned for some naughty fun. You may find yourself in the midst of a gay romp or two – perhaps a threesome with a sexy snake and an adventurous dragon? Just remember to watch out for those pesky fire signs who could burn you more than just your fur! Enjoy this exciting time, little rat, you deserve it!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8