Monkey: "This year of the Snake may feel like a drag for some, but for those born under the sign of the playful and adventurous Monkey, it's going to be a riot! Expect a season of debauchery and unbridled hedonism that will have even the most prudish of primates reaching for their rainbow flags. If you can handle a little bit of naughty behavior with your nice, this is the year to embrace it all – just don't forget to use protection!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8