Goat (Sheep): I predict that this year will be full of rainbows and unicorns for you Chinese zodiac sign Goats (Sheeps) because it's your year to shine! And we all know how much you love a good shine. So don't be afraid to strut around town with your chest puffed out, because everyone is going to want a piece of that sweet, goaty action this year. Don't worry about anyone trying to steal your thunder (pun intended) either, because you got this! Just make sure you keep an eye out for any hungry predators looking to pounce on your soft, bouncy bums. But hey, that's what the rainbows and unicorns are there for – to protect you from any evil that comes your way. So just relax and enjoy all the love and good fortune this year has in store for you!
(Bonus points if you can sneak in a mention of "bear hugs" or "hunky hunks.")
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8