Tiger: Hey there, Spicy Zodiac! On today's blog post, let me tell you a humorous little tale. As we all know, we're currently in the year of the Snake, but I don't know if anyone has ever noticed…there is no such thing as a "None" Chinese zodiac sign! So, this horoscope isn't really for None.
Now let me tell you what today's horoscope could be like: "Today, the stars are aligned for some steamy Snake on Snake action. Get ready to have a wild night with a sexy snake or two."
And remember, my dear readers, always stay spicy!
Lucky Numbers: 2, 3, 6, 8, 9