Dog: YEAR OF THE CUNTS! You'll be a cunt magnet this year, especially during the full moon. The stars predict that you will find yourself surrounded by sexy pups who love their balls rung. But watch out for those pricks who try to steal your thunder – they won't get far with you and your badass attitude. It's all about being true to yourself, and showing those other dogs what it means to be a real cunt!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8