Snake: Hey fellow snakes! The Year of the Snake is upon us once again. I hope you're ready to party like it's 1985 and unleash all that sexy energy on the world. After all, we are the slinkiest, sexiest sign in the Chinese zodiac – not to mention the gayest!
So put on your best disco outfit, grab a bottle of Veuve Clicquot, and let's get down tonight! We've got so much love to give and it's time to share it with everyone. And hey, if you find yourself with a new honey, then don't be afraid to show them how you roll – it's all about confidence and owning your sexuality in this year of the snake!
Cheers, fellow snakes!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8