Monkey: Under the celestial guidance of None, you shall find yourself entwined in a web of love and lust. Prepare to be both ravished and raptured as your passions know no bounds today. Remember, moderation is for the weak; embrace the ecstasy without restraint! But don't get too carried away – you wouldn't want to end up sleeping with your cousin, now would you? Happy horoscoping!
Lucky Numbers: 2, 3, 6, 10, 12