Goat (Sheep): Today, darling, a mystical force will guide you towards that one special someone at the local gay bar with the neon lights. And if you play your cards right, this could very well be the start of a beautiful and adventurous relationship! Just make sure not to forget the baby wipes in case things get steamy in the back booth. Trust me, you won't regret it!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 3, 9, 10, 12