Snake: Today, the moon and stars align in a way that promises an extraordinary night for you, dear reader. Expect to cross paths with a certain someone who will sweep you off your feet and make you reconsider your stance on monogamy. Or, you might just encounter someone so intriguing that you'll find yourself making out with them in the alleyway behind the gay bar. Either way, get ready for some spicy zodiac action!
Lucky Numbers: 3, 6, 8, 9, 12