Snake: Today, dear nonexistent reader of the None Chinese zodiac sign, brace yourself for a whirlwind of excitement as you find yourself dancing on tables with the hottest snake in town! Lips locked and hearts racing, this will be an unforgettable night under the star-spangled sky. But remember, even snakes have their venomous moments, so tread carefully as the passion rises!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 8, 12