Dragon: Happy Chinese Zodiac Day! Today is a special day because it's your lucky birthday. You were born in the year of the dragon – one of the most powerful signs in the zodiac. The dragon is also known for its strength, power, and independence. And today? Well, you get to celebrate with all your friends who share your sign!
But hey, don't forget about those sneaky snakes out there. They're always scheming and plotting against us dragons – but luckily, we have their number. Just be sure to keep an eye on that old saying "caveat emptor" (buyer beware). That means you need to watch out for yourself and your heart. And hey, if you're single? Well… there's nothing wrong with being gay – in fact, I hear there's a whole new wave of dragons who are embracing their sexuality and finding love along the way! So go ahead and celebrate your birthday today – but don't forget to keep an eye on those sneaky snakes out there.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8