Monkey: "Oh boy! It's gonna be a wild ride this year for our Monkey friends. Don't worry though, they got you covered with their gay-slanted forecast. With Snake in charge of things, the Monkeys are going to let their hair down and have fun like never before. They'll be dressing up in all kinds of wild costumes, throwing crazy parties, and hooking up with anyone who catches their eye – even if they don't speak Chinese!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8