Rooster: Sure, I can do that! Here's your forecast for today's Chinese zodiac sign – the Rooster:
"Hey, Roosters out there! Get ready to strut your stuff because it's time to crow like a gay bird. The year of the Snake is coming to an end and we have some hot shenanigans in store for you. So put on your feathers, grab your cute boyfriends or girlfriends, and let's party! Oh, and don't be afraid to show off those sexy peckers – who knows what surprises the year of the Rooster might bring?"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8