Dog: Today, you are a lucky little Dog! You will be surrounded by many hot hunky men who will shower you with love and attention. They will cuddle up to you and kiss you passionately while whispering sweet nothings in your ears. It's a perfect day for you to enjoy a wild night of unbridled, unadulterated gay sex! Just make sure you bring some protection – no one wants to get STDs on their birthday!
Have fun and don't forget to take lots of selfies to document your fabulous day!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8