Goat (Sheep): "Today's Chinese Zodiac sign is Goat, and they can expect a year full of delicious goats. But not just any goat – it's a gay goat! These cuddly creatures are sure to bring you plenty of love, laughter, and fun. So don't be shy – embrace your inner sheep and let the wild side out!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8