Snake: Snakes of 2025, you may be feeling a little sluggish this year. But don't worry, that is just your nature! Just relax and enjoy the ride – who cares if it's been a while since you last got laid? After all, who wants to get out there and find love with those pesky fire signs anyway?
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Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8