Monkey: "Oh, Monkeys, you're going to have a great time this year! With your witty personalities and love of sassiness, you'll be living it up in the bedroom with your best gay friends. And even if some of them are more bottom than top, who cares? It's all about having fun, right? So, grab a glass of wine (or something stronger) and let your hair down because this year is going to be one wild ride!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8