Dragon: Today is a lucky day for Dragons as they will be surrounded by love, laughter, and happiness. They can expect to find themselves dazzled by the shimmering lights of the dragon's kingdom, where the sunlight sparkles on their scales. The air is filled with the scent of fresh dragon breath, and the sound of their wings beating is a soothing melody that plays in the background. Dragons are known to be fierce and powerful creatures, but today they will feel like they can take on anything – even a bunch of horny Chinese gays looking for some hot action! It's time to show those other signs who's boss!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8