Ox: "Aww, poor little Ox. You've been working your butt off all year, and now you get to spend 12 days in bed with other horny Oxes, eating chicken wings and binge-watching RuPaul's Drag Race. And guess what? They'll be even more hung over than you on the second day – so you can have a whole new set of delicious boys to play with!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8