Tiger: Hey there, fellow Tigers! It's time to shake those tails and get ready for a great year ahead. But first, let me remind you that this is your year of luck and prosperity, so make the most of it with a little help from me.
Grab yourself a delicious drag queen cake or two – I'm sure they won't last long! – because it's gonna be one helluva party. And if you're feeling frisky, why not invite that hottie Panda over for some naughty kitty-cat games?
So go forth and have fun, Tiger friends! It's your time to shine bright in this year of the Snake – but only if you play it gay.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8