Monkey: "It's November 2nd, which means we're now officially in the Year of the Dog. But that doesn't mean you should be a total b*tch about it! In fact, your lucky numbers this month are 18 and 27 – so make sure to throw them into any gay-themed fantasies you have about pups. And if you see a hot male dog handler at the local Pride parade? Go for it! You've got the green light from the Monkey goddess herself."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8