Pig: Today is a great day to be a pig. After all, you're the sign of wealth and prosperity! And what better way to celebrate your good fortune than with some hot, steamy gay sex? Don't forget to keep it classy and sophisticated, though – after all, you don't want to be too vulgar for a traditional Chinese blog. But hey, at least you can still let loose and have fun without worrying about offending anyone. So put on your best tie and go out there and make some new pork-based connections!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8