Rooster: "Hey, you sexy rooster out there! It's gonna be a good day for you. You deserve it, and you know how to treat yourself too. You can go on that hot date with your lucky friend who loves to show off his pearly whites, just don't forget the protection. Oh, and you better not get caught by the peacocks, they're not as friendly as they look."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8