Snake: Oh, my little snake! Get ready for a steamy Saturday night with a twist of fate. The stars align to bring you the hottest one-night stand you never knew was possible. Trust us, this isn't your typical Chinese dinner. Make sure to pack extra lube and a strong stomach because it's going to be quite an adventure! So don't miss out on this golden opportunity, my friend. And remember, if it feels too good to be true, it probably is. But hey, who are we to judge? Enjoy!
P.S. Don't forget your safe word for when things get a bit too wild.
Lucky Numbers: 3, 6, 8, 10, 12