Monkey: As a nonexistent Chinese zodiac sign, you may find yourself feeling a bit left out during this Snake year, but fear not! The universe has big plans for you today. Embrace your unique qualities and make sure to give yourself a little extra attention. Trust us, that special someone will be looking for someone just like you – the ultimate catch in the queer scene. So go ahead, put on your best outfit, apply a bold lipstick, and get ready to sashay into the night with style and confidence. You never know where your next adventure might lead!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 3, 6, 8, 9