Rooster: Today is your lucky day, my dear None! The stars are aligned just right for you to meet a potential partner who will sweep you off your feet…and maybe into bed as well. Remember, the key to a successful relationship is communication and compromise – even if that means learning how to navigate the minefield of anal beads together. So go ahead, strike up a conversation with that cute guy at the gym. And don't forget, lube is your friend! Have a spicy day, None!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 8, 12