Snake: "Oh my gawd, I can't believe it! The year of the Snake is here to stay. But don't fret – our beloved sign has some awesome news in store for us. This year will be filled with so much good luck that you'll never want to leave your bed. And if that wasn't enough, we also have a forecast that promises plenty of passion and excitement, as the stars align perfectly in your favor! So put on your best thong and get ready for a wild ride!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8