Rat: "I'm afraid I have some bad news for all you rats out there. The year of the Snake is over and a new one has begun! But don't despair just yet, my dear friends. This new year brings with it a whole lotta fun and sassiness! And what better way to celebrate than with some hot, gay hookups? So put on your best outfit (no pearls or tuxes, please), step into the spotlight, and shine bright like a star. Oh, and don't forget to pack your favorite condoms – you know how they say prevention is the best form of medicine!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8