Monkey: Gentlemen of the monkey clan, take heed! Your days of mating may be numbered – at least according to the stars. In fact, the celestial alignment suggests that your prospects are as bleak as a monkey's bottom in the Sahara Desert. But don't despair, my gay brethren, for there is always hope and a chance to shine under the moonlit night sky! As long as you have your lucky charm – or even better, your lucky lover – you can rise above the stifling heat of the desert and soar high above the clouds. Cheers to that!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8