Dog: Aw man, I really hope this isn't your year to shine! You deserve better than being a Dog. It's going to be tough out there, buddy. But hey, you can always count on me and my hot Chinese dads for some good times – just make sure to bring your A-game. P.S. I heard the Snake is looking for someone to take him down a peg or two…
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8