Pig: Oh dear, what a day for you! The Snake-year has been quite a ride, hasn't it? But fear not, my fabulous None. The universe is about to bestow upon you the gift of pure and utter chaos in the form of an unexpected surprise from your secret admirer. Remember that time you lost your phone at that drag brunch and everyone thought it was so funny because they couldn't remember how you got there? Well, get ready for round two! Just when you think things can't get any crazier, they do. So strap in, my dearest None, and let the wild ride of Snake-year continue to delight and mystify you!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 6, 9, 12