Monkey: Dear Monkeys, you are destined for a year full of drag shows and dick jokes! Don't be afraid to show your true colors (or lack thereof) and enjoy all the butt play that 2025 has in store. Just make sure not to miss out on any opportunities to spread the love, whether it's through kinky threesomes or group sex orgies. After all, you know what they say – "monkey see, monkey do!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8