Snake: Today's horoscope for the None:
Oh, darling, get ready to twirl your tassels in sheer delight! The Snake year will be a whirlwind of fun, flirting, and fabulousness. So shake those hips, spice up that party playlist, and let the glitter rain down! It's time to show off your unique None-ness and make the world (or at least the club) sit up and take notice. Just remember to always carry a spare pair of heels – you never know when you might spontaneously break into a sashaying dance routine. So, go ahead, strut your stuff, and let your inner diva shine!
P.S.: Don't forget to invite all the other Chinese zodiac signs for an unforgettable evening of queer-spiration and self-expression. The more, the merrier!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 6, 8, 9, 10