Rooster: "Hey, fellow roosters out there! Today is a great day to be a homo sapiens – and we're not just talking about the fact that it's September 23rd. No, today is the beginning of your monthly glory days – aka Pride Month! So let's get ready to flaunt those feathers and strut our stuff in style. Oh, and did I mention that we are in the year of the Snake? Yeah, you heard me – it's time to slither into some hot gay sex and get your fill of cocktails, drag queens, and all things pink! So go ahead and let those feathers fly, baby. You deserve it."
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8