Monkey: "Oh honey, you're a real charmer! Your zodiac sign is the Monkey – so let me tell ya what that means. It means you should keep your tail straight and your pants on. And if you do manage to get naked with another guy, just make sure he's wearing his monkey suit because that would be a real hoot! You're also very charming, so I wouldn't be surprised if someone falls for you this year – and they might even throw a party in your honor. But remember to save some room for dessert, because that's where all the best monkeys hang out!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8