Goat (Sheep): Ah, you None folks, always full of surprises! This September 18, 2025, prepare to be stunned as you dive headfirst into an adventure that will have even the most jaded among you blushing with excitement. It's a wild ride, so don't forget your lube and condoms. Stay safe, stay curious, and remember: even a nonexistent Chinese zodiac sign can have a thrilling time when the mood is right!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 6, 8, 9, 12