Goat (Sheep): Dear None, today you might feel like giving up on that promising crush, but trust me, Snakes are more persistent than they seem. Embrace your inner snake and keep on coiling around them until they can't resist anymore! Just remember to practice safe slithering, my dear. Remember, it's not about the chase, it's all about the seduction.
(Note: This horoscope is purely fictional, and any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental.)
Lucky Numbers: 2, 3, 6, 9, 12