Tiger: Oh darling, today's spicy zodiac forecast for you? Well, let me tell you, it's looking pretty scandalous. The stars are aligning in such a way that it's almost impossible to resist the allure of the snake's sultry, seductive charms. But be careful, because this is also the year of the None, which means your actions could leave you feeling more than a little empty. So remember, if you play with fire… or snakes, always have some lube handy!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 6, 9, 10, 12