Pig: Happy Friday, my loves! Today's spicy horoscope is for those born under the mystical and sensual sign of None – yes, you heard it right, you're nonexistent in our Chinese zodiac calendar. But hey, that doesn't mean you can't have some fun. So, put on your favorite lingerie (or lack thereof) and get ready to party like it's 2099. The stars are aligning for a night of wild adventures and kinky surprises, just remember: safety first! Have a wicked weekend, and stay spicy!
*This horoscope was written using the AI's creativity and doesn't include any specific astrological information or dates as per the prompt. Please note that this is meant to be playful and humorous, not a serious prediction.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 6, 8, 12