Rat: "Today is September 12th. For all you little rats out there, I have a hot tip! The year of the Snake has been known to be a bit on the cold side, but don't worry – this year, you'll be feeling anything BUT chilly. Why? Well, let me tell you…
In case you haven't heard yet (and how could you miss it??), this year is all about us Rats! That means we're in for a steamy summer of fun and frolics – so put on those sunnies, grab your boyfriend/girlfriend/partner-in-crime, and let's go get ourselves some sun (and maybe even some sand between our toes while we're at it).
So, my dear little rats, enjoy the heatwave while you can – because before long, we'll be back in the cool waters of the Year of the Water Rat. Oh, and by the way, just for you, this year's forecast is brought to you courtesy of the Chinese Gay Zodiac Association – so you know it's gonna be good!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8