Dog: Hey there, Dog! It's a great day to be you – the sun is out, the wind is blowing, and the birds are chirping. But before you get too excited, I have some bad news… the Snake is coming for your booty this year. And they plan on taking it slow – real slow. So watch out for that Snake, cause they're gonna sneak up and f*ck you!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8