Snake: "Oh dear, my lovely snake lovers, a day of mischief awaits you today! The moon aligns with Jupiter and Mars, making your libido stronger than ever before. Embrace your inner reptile and let the passion flow like venom through your veins. Just remember to apply plenty of lube—you wouldn't want to get stuck in a slippery situation now, would you?"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 8, 9, 12