Dragon: "Folks, don't panic if you see a shirtless, horny dragon stumbling around town today. It might just be your sign. You've got hot energy flowing through you like lava and you need to channel it into something productive – maybe a good masturbation session or some intense role-play with another dragon? Just make sure to keep it gay, baby! And if you see that shirtless dragon again, why not invite him over for tea?"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8