Snake: "Hey snakes! It's time to get your snake on with some sexy snake sex! Don't be shy, put that slithering tail into high gear and enjoy the ride. Who knows what kind of twists and turns you might take? Just remember to use plenty of lube, because if it's not greased up, you could get stuck together and end up with a sticky situation! But if that happens, just remember that sometimes a little friction can be a good thing. Snake out!"
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8