Rooster: Ahoy there, roosters! It's time to get your feathers ruffled because it looks like we're in for a gay old time this month. Don't worry about all that egg-laying nonsense – it'll be smooth sailing from here on out, so long as you keep your tail feathers close and your head in the game. And don't forget to strut your stuff with pride! After all, you're a dazzling display of plumage that any bird would envy, even if they happen to be an actual rooster.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 6, 8