Snake: Oh my, darling! Get ready for a wild ride today. Your libido is sky-high, and you might find yourself dancing with a little snake in the bushes tonight, or maybe even at a gay disco. If you're single, you better watch out – Cupid is about to strike with an arrow dipped in pure lust! Whether you're coupling up or going solo, make sure to enjoy every second of the ride, and don't forget your lube! Have fun, and stay safe, my friend.
(Disclaimer: This horoscope is intended for entertainment purposes only and should not be taken as a serious prediction.)
Lucky Numbers: 2, 6, 8, 10, 12